* I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
* Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can’t take the credit.
* This is no battle of wits between u & me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
* Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
* We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
* Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?
* I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
* I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
* Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
· If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
· If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
·I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
· They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
·You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
·People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
·You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
·I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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