> A tourist walked into a pet shop and was
looking at the animals on
display.While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please."
>
> The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and
took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer,
saying, that'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his
monkey.
>
> Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a
very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?"
> The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast,
tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."
>
> The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"
> "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object- oriented programming,
Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the
shopkeeper.
>
> The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a
cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to
the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together! What
on earth does it do?"
>
> The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it doing anything,
but the other monkeys call him the project manager."
display.While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please."
>
> The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and
took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer,
saying, that'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his
monkey.
>
> Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a
very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?"
> The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast,
tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."
>
> The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"
> "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object- oriented programming,
Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the
shopkeeper.
>
> The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a
cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to
the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together! What
on earth does it do?"
>
> The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it doing anything,
but the other monkeys call him the project manager."
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