A woman comes home and tells her
husband, "Remember those Headaches I've been having all these
years? Well, they're gone."
“No more headaches?" the
husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife
replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me To Stand in front
of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
"I do not Have a Headache;
I do not
have a headache,
I do not have a headache."
It
Worked! The headaches are all gone."
The
husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you
haven't been exactly a ball Of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why
don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it
Following
his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his Clothes, picks up
his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He Puts her on The bed and says,
"Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into The Bathroom and comes
back. A few minutes later and jumps into bed And makes Passionate love to his
wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was
wonderful!"
The
husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes Back
Into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than The First
time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says,
"Don't move, I'll be right back." With That, He goes back in the
bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly
follows him and there, in the Bathroom, She sees him standing at the mirror and
saying,
"She's not my Wife.
She's Not
my wife.
She's not
my wife..."
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