1. The Other Side Law:
If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.
If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another.
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.
The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.
If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.
If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that the other person has illicit relations with his sister.
When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me. To ME.
If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my maldeformed chest into the depths of my soul.
It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.
When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.
When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.
If you don't ogle and drool at every hot Chic that passes by, you're gay.
If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.
There are only 6 important persons in this city-Me, I, Myself, Main , Mainu, Assi.
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