Thursday, June 12, 2008

What should you say If you are caught sleeping on the job? Here’s a little help--

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
“I was working smarter - not harder. “
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
"Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
"The coffee machine is broken...."
”Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
"Boy that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
"I wasn't sleeping; I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
“I'm in the management training program.”
“This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! “
“I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day. “
“I'm just resting my eyes. “
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

"AMEEN"

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