> > In a Bangkok temple :
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> > IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A
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> > MAN.
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> > Cocktail lounge, Norway :
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> > LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
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> > Doctors office, Rome :
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> > SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
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> > Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
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> > DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
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> > In a Nairobi restaurant :
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> > CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
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> > On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi:
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> > TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
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> > On a poster at Kencom :
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> > ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
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> > In a City restaurant :
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> > OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
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> > In a cemetery :
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> > PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN
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> > GRAVES.
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> > Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations :
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> > GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS
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> > IN BED.
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> > On the menu of a Swiss restaurant :
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> > OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
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> > In a Tokyo bar :
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> > SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
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> > Hotel, Yugoslavia :
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> > THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE
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> > CHAMBERMAID.
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> > Hotel, Japan :
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> > YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
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> > In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery :
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> > YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND
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> > SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.
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> > A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest :
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> > IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT
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> > PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN
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> > ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
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> > Hotel, Zurich :
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> > BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE
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> > SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS
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>> PURPOSE.
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> > Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :
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> > WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
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> > Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
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> > WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
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> > A laundry in Rome :
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> > LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A
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