Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

TENSION:                           The moment you are in tension               You will lose your Attention               You are in Total Confusion               You’ll feel Irritation              You’ll spoil Personal Relation              Ultimately, you won't get Cooperation              You’ll have Complication              Your BP may also raise caution              You may have to take Medication              Instead, Understand the Situation              Try to think about the Solution              Problems will be solved by Discussion              This will work out better in your Profession              Don’t think it’s a free Suggestion               It is only for your prevention              If you understand my Intention              You’ll never again invite Tension!!! To enhance your knowledge regarding your health, financial and monetary conditions and wisdom, keep visiting Health, Wealth and Wisdom To keep yourself updated regarding Dehradun and the world, please visit Doonspot pic courtesy : http://everyview.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/high-tension.jpg,

If u cross the BORDER....................

If you cross the " The North Korean " border illegally!!! You get ..... 12 years hard labour in an isolated prison ..... If you cross the "Iranian" border illegally!!! You get ..... detained indefinitely ..... If you cross the "Afghan" border illegally!!! You get ..... shot ..... If you cross the "Saudi Arabian" border illegally!!! You get ..... jailed ..... If you cross the "Chinese" border illegally!!! You get..... kidnapped and may be never heard of - again..... If you cross the "Venezuelan" border illegally!!! You get...... branded as a spy and your fate is sealed...... If you cross the "Cuban" border illegally!!! You get......  thrown into a political prison to rot..... If you cross the "British" border illegally!!! You get...... arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence...... Now..... if You were to cross the "INDIAN" border illegally!!!! You get..... 1.   A Ration Card 2.   A Passport (even more than one - if you please!!!) 3.   A Driving Licence 4.   A Voter Identity Card 5.      No. of Credit Cards 6.   A Haj Subsidy 7.      Job Reservation 8.      Special Privilages for Minorities 9.      Government Housing on Subsidized Rent 10.    Loan to Buy a House 11.    Free Education for Children 12.    Free Health Care 13. A Lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your "Cause" 14.    The right to talk about secularism, which you would not have heard about in your own country!!! 15.    And of-course..... Voting Rights to elect corrupt politicians who will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes !!! Hats off .....  to All The..... A.  Corrupt and Communal Indian Politicians!!!!! B.  Corrupt and Oppertunistic Indian Beaurocrats!!!!! C.  The Inefficient and Corrupt Indian Police Force!!!!! D.  The Silly Pseudo-Secularists in India, who promote Traitors staying here!!!!! E.  The Amazingly Lenient Indian Courts and Legal System!!! F.  The Selfish Indian Citizens, who are not bothered about the dangers to their own country G.  The Illogically Brainless Human-Rights Activists, who think that terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era, when human beings were human beings. To enhance your knowledge regarding your health, financial and monetary conditions and wisdom, keep visiting Health, Wealth and Wisdom To keep yourself updated regarding Dehradun and the world, please visit Doonspot pic courtesy : http://fleetowner.com/topics/cross-border-trucking/cross-border-trucking-LG.jpg,

Big people....big problems

Mukesh Ambani in his 27 storeyed home...... Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes bye to Nitaben on 16th floor, says ‘see you’to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on 3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 crore Mercedes to office, but then, he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs.

But on which floor? 15th, 17th, 19th, 14th, 21st, 16th or 13th ? He phones all his servants, cooks,maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym trainers, lift attendantsetc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of running around on all the floors, but the key is not traceable . Fed up, after half an hourof frantic search, Mukeshbhai leaves in a huff in a chauffeur driven Ikon car. At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back , a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukeshbhai's pant and hung it to dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket. The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found. This was detected because of Nitaben's habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally. Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nitaben with all irritation writ large on her face, complained to Mukeshbhai asking him where he was roaming till 3 A.M. last night … Mukesh replied that he was at home all night. "Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 A.M? I was so much worried…I could not sleep whole night," quizzed Nitaben. "Oh That helicopter….That helicopter came from Germany , sent by Mercedes people to deliver the duplicate car key".......mumbled Mukesh. Moral of the story : Stay in 1 BHK / 2 BHK flat only. The Least-Problem Home. J

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