Sunday, October 5, 2008

Be rational

1. Time doesn't wait for you.
R1:Don't worry; Just remove the damn battery from your clock stop the time and Enjoy life!

2. You are expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person?
R2: Don't expect a tiger not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance, dress you wear, makeup you put on, flirting you do, but Beauty is as expressed by what you are inside.
R3: So try roaming naked, express yourself and see what happens!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
R4.Boy do you have an Attitude? Good Luck!

5. Every woman wishes that her daughter will marry a luckier man than she did and her son should never find a wife as smart as his father did!
R5: Wishful Thinking Lady.

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused to honor the claim.
R6: The bastards said, "The man who never lived, is not dead." Though they collected the premium

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
R7: The Pond owner is suing the wife dumper of being cruel to his Crocodiles!

8. You had so many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
R8: But you chose Marriage, a long, slow, sure and tormenting process of death.

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains,
R9. Because rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are illegal, banned, and expensive.
R10: Or are married to some others!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
R11: Tell me who should I listen to?

12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
R12: Oye Ganpat, go bring me the Whisky!

13. 10% of road accidents are due to mindless drunken driving.
R13: 90% of accidents are due to mindful driving without drinking? So mindless driving has more safety built into it.

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