Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & an economist in Bed.
Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: U men r all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about u.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Lalu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Banta: Give me a bag full of money, job and a vehicle full of girls
God: So it be, my son and made him a bus conductor of ladies special bus!
How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time:
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Pappu: (Looking down) No...
Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.
Santa: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Banta: Ok
Santa: A white horse fell in the mud.
Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
Man standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I don't think that is going to help.
Man: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Maths & Women are the two most complicated things in this world...
But maths at least has some logic!
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever:
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
Why do bees hum?
Because they've forgotten the words.
Control to pilot: What is your height and position?
Pilot: I'm five feet eight inches and i'm sitting down.
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
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