I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.
Revenue 'Service'
Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
Revenue 'Service'
Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
Military 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking,
and one of them said he had hired a bull to “service” his cows
You want to change yourself….follow these points:
# Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
# I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
# I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
# I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
# I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
# Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
# I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
# I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
# I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
# I resolve to work with
neglected children -- my own.
# I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
# I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
# I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
# I will think of a password other than "password."
# I will not tell the same story at every get together.
# I won't worry so much.
# I will cut my hair.
# I will grow my hair.
# I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!
# I will be more imaginative.
# I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.
# I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
# I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
# I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
# I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
# I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
# Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
# I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
# I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
# I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
# I resolve to work with
neglected children -- my own.
# I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
# I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
# I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
# I will think of a password other than "password."
# I will not tell the same story at every get together.
# I won't worry so much.
# I will cut my hair.
# I will grow my hair.
# I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!
# I will be more imaginative.
# I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.
# I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
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