Friday, February 18, 2011


I became confused when I heard the word 'service'  used with these agencies.
Revenue 'Service'
Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
Military 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking,
and one of them said he had hired a bull to “service” his cows

You want to change yourself….follow these points:
# Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

# I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

# I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

# I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

# I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

# Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.

# I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....

# I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.

# I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).

# I resolve to work with

neglected children -- my own.

# I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

# I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

# I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

# I will think of a password other than "password."

# I will not tell the same story at every get together.

# I won't worry so much.

# I will cut my hair.

# I will grow my hair.

# I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

# I will be more imaginative.

# I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.

# I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

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