Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Lets Laugh

A Singh walked into a Gujarati pharmacist and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. 
She then asked if she could help the gentleman.
The Pehlwaan said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.The old sher agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have 
a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and 
I was wondering what you could give me for it".

"The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister, Kanta Behn."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can 
do is, 1/3 ownership in the business, a company car, free room & board, and 5,000 a month plus living expenses.
*One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into her parish priest. *
*He congratulated her on the new offspring then said, "Isn't having nine babies a little much?" *
*"Well," she said, "I don't know why I get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air." *
*"Yes," said the priest, "your legs!"

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