Thursday, August 16, 2012

Some witty lines

1.What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?

Einstein said that everything is relative wheras Karunanidhi says that relative is everything

2.Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent to Olympics?

Because anyone who can run,jump or swim, has already crossed the border of the country

3.Why did UPA Government demonetise 25 paise coins?

They could not manage one Anna, how could they manage four annas?

4.100 phones tapped each day per operator. Finally we have a
government that listens to us.

5. Vote for Baba Ramdev. He’ll be the PM who can help you make your
ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.

6. Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance. They can
call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.

7. Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense. Other days, he is silent.

8. I really don’t understand why people consider alcohol to be a
problem. Chemically speaking, it’s a solution.

9. A documentary on Air India’s planes – Saare Zameen Par.

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