Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Lets laugh

An insect fell in a mug of beer:

Englishman : throws the beer out and walks off the bar 
American : throws the insect out and drinks his beer 
Chinese : throws the beer out and eats the insect 
Indian : sells the beer to the American, insect to the Chinese 
and buys a new beer 
Pakistani :-- accuses Indian of throwing the insect in the beer 
-- relates the issue to Kashmir 
-- yells Islam is in danger 
-- asks the Chinese for military aid 
-- asks the American for loan to buy another beer.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Wonderful definitions of designations at office: 

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 

2) Tool Designer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 

3) Plant Head is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 

6) Value engineering Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. 

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. 

And lastly................. 

9) Quality Inspector is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

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