An insect fell in a mug of
beer:
Englishman : throws the beer out and walks off the bar
American : throws the insect out and drinks his beer
Chinese : throws the beer out and eats the insect
Indian : sells the beer to the American, insect to the Chinese
and buys a new beer
Pakistani :-- accuses Indian of throwing the insect in the beer
-- relates the issue to Kashmir
-- yells Islam is in danger
-- asks the Chinese for military aid
-- asks the American for loan to buy another beer.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Wonderful definitions of
designations at office:
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Tool Designer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Plant Head is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Value engineering Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly.................
9) Quality Inspector is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Tool Designer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Plant Head is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Value engineering Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly.................
9) Quality Inspector is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
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