1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

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3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

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4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

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5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

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6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... .. Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

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7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

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8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

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9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?

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From Now on.....

1. From now on, every time anyone asks you how you are? The answer is always and forever a very, very positive --- [Great! Terrific! Fantastic!]

NO MATTER HOW YOU REALLY FEEL!

It doesn't matter! You are trying to change you!

FOREVER!

2. From now on, you commit to taking full and total responsibility for your circumstances, your results and how you feel! It will always be your responsibility and that of your brain cells and no one else's!

3. From now on, you will always learn new things everyday!

4. From now on, you will stop yourself from completing any and every negative thought or words, and turn them into a positive, before you go on to anything else!

5. From now on, you will always every day do something new, strange, crazy, silly, out of the box, embarrassing, or that is otherwise "not like you".

6. From now on, you will always, set a goal by putting it down in writing.

7. From now on, you will willingly and eagerly fail at something important every day---and learn from it!

8. From now on, you will every day of your life, tell at least two people that you love them. (One should always be you, even if you don't believe it yet!)

9. From now on, you will every day of your life, do an exercise regimen for your brain or your body. (Preferably both!)

10. From now on, you will stop and look to see what everyone else is doing, and then choose to probably do the opposite!

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Judge Yourself...Interesting

This time I am posting a test which you can use to judge yourself, I cant say how much correct you will find it, but one thing for sure, you will definitely find it interesting.

Situations

You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you saw an old hut standing there

(1) What is the status of the door?

(Opened/closed)

You enter the hut and see a table...

(2) What is the shape of the table?

(Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)

On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water.

(3) How much water is it filled up with?

(Full/Half/Empty)

(4) And what is the vase made of?

[(Glass/porcelain/clay) (metal/plastic/wood)]

You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest...you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down...

(5) What is the speed of the water?

(Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)

Some time after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you look down... you see glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it up... it is a keychain chained with keys...

(6) How many key /keys you see hanging on the keychain?

(Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)

You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...suddenly you see a castle.

(7) What is the condition of the castle?

(Old/new)

You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water with shining jewels floating on it...

(8) Will you pick up the jewel?

(YES/NO)

Next to the murky pool... there's another pool... with clear water and money floating on it...

(9) Will you pick the money?

(YES/NO)

Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the exit, there is big garden, you see a box on the ground.

(10) What is the size of the box?

(small/medium/big)

11) What is the material of the box?

(cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)
 There is a bridge in the garden some distance away from the box,

(12) What is the bridge made of?

(metal/wooden/rattan)

Across the bridge, there is a horse.

(13) What is the colour of the horse?

(white/grey/brown/black)

(14) What is the horse doing?

(still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)

OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance from the horse.

You have 3 options:

(i) run and hide in the box?

(ii) run and hide under the bridge?

(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?

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 Here are the interpretations:

(1) The door:

opened door - you are a person who is willing to share

closed door - you are a person who is keeping things to yourself

(2) The table:

Round/oval - any friends that came along, you will accept and trust

them completely

Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only

hangout with those whom you think are on the same frequency

Triangle - you are really very very picky about friends and there are

not many friends in your life

(3) Water in vase:

Empty - your life is not fulfilled

Half filled - what you want in your life is half fullfilled

Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for you!

(4) Material of vase:

glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile

metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life

(5) Flow of waterfall:

0 - no love for your partner at all

1 to 4 - less love

5 - average love

6 to 9 - high love

10 - gone case!!! You are totally mad about your partner!!! Can't live

without him/her...

(6) Keys:

1 - you have one good friend in your life

2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life

6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends

(7) Castle:

Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you.

New - your last relationship is good and it's still fresh in your heart.

(8) The jewel from the murky pool water:

YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others.

NO - when your partner is around, you will stick around with him/her most of the time.

(9) The money from the clear water pool:

YES - even when your partner is not around you, you will still flirt around with others.

NO - even when your partner is not around, you will still think of her and will be loyal to her, not flirting around with others.

(10) The size of the box:

small - low ego

medium - average ego

big - high ego

(11) Material of the box (outlook of the box):

Cardboard/paper/wooden (non-shining) - humble personality

Metal - proud and stuck up personality

(12) The material of the bridge:

Metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends

Wooden bridge - average bond with your friends

Rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your friends

(13) Colour of the horse:

White - your partner is pure and good in your heart.

Grey/brown - your partner is only average in your heart.

Black - your partner doesn't seem to be good in your heart and appears to be bad sign.

(14) Horse action:

Still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person.

Running about - your partner is a wild type person.

This is the last but most important part of the test.

From how I ended the story... a tornado approaches...

What are you going do? There are only 3 options:

(i) run and hide in the box?

(ii) run and hide under the bridge?

(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?

What will you choose?

Now, the above is signified by these things:

tornado - problems in your life

box - you

bridge - your friends

Horse - your partner

(i) So if you choose the box, you keep your problems to yourself whenever you met with problems.

(ii) Or if you choose the bridge, you will go to your friends whenever you met problems.

(iii) or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your partner whenever you met with problems.

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Laws of Life

1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

5) O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6) Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8) Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9) Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) Breda's Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11) Owen's Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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