Great thoughts...Great minds

Mark Twain said so….

Your trust in rationality makes you irrational.

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else.

Let us be thankful for fools. But for them rest of us could not succeed.

Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

The less a man knows the bigger noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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Samuel Johnson said so…

Few things are impossible to diligence and skill….great things are performed not by strength, but perseverance.

Man’s chief merit consists in resisting the impulses of his nature.

When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good

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Some things to share...

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement .

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt .

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs'.

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf

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Be rational

1. Time doesn't wait for you.
R1:Don't worry; Just remove the damn battery from your clock stop the time and Enjoy life!

2. You are expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person?
R2: Don't expect a tiger not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance, dress you wear, makeup you put on, flirting you do, but Beauty is as expressed by what you are inside.
R3: So try roaming naked, express yourself and see what happens!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
R4.Boy do you have an Attitude? Good Luck!

5. Every woman wishes that her daughter will marry a luckier man than she did and her son should never find a wife as smart as his father did!
R5: Wishful Thinking Lady.

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused to honor the claim.
R6: The bastards said, "The man who never lived, is not dead." Though they collected the premium


7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
R7: The Pond owner is suing the wife dumper of being cruel to his Crocodiles!

8. You had so many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
R8: But you chose Marriage, a long, slow, sure and tormenting process of death.

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains,
R9. Because rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are illegal, banned, and expensive.
R10: Or are married to some others!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
R11: Tell me who should I listen to?

12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
R12: Oye Ganpat, go bring me the Whisky!

13. 10% of road accidents are due to mindless drunken driving.
R13: 90% of accidents are due to mindful driving without drinking? So mindless driving has more safety built into it.

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