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You want to insult someone? Let me help you...

* I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.

* Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can’t take the credit.

* This is no battle of wits between u & me. I never pick on an unarmed man.

* Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.

* We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.

* Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?

* I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?

* I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!

* Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

· If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

· If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.

·I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

· They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

·You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

·People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

·You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

·I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

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Amazing bridge

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This bridge is half under the water, for ships to pass and then again, it comes out on the other side.

Truly a marvelous piece of engineering!

This bridge is between Sweden and Denmark ...

Picture taken from the side of Sweden.

The bridge goes under water to allow movement of ships.

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Some good ones...

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.

But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & an economist in Bed.

Girl announced her engagement to her father.

Father: Does this fellow has any money?

Girl: U men r all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about u.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Lalu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Banta: Give me a bag full of money, job and a vehicle full of girls

God: So it be, my son and made him a bus conductor of ladies special bus!

How do u identify a true music lover?

A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time:

Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?

Pappu: (Looking down) No...

Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.

Santa: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Banta: Ok

Santa: A white horse fell in the mud.

Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?

Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.

Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?

Because, women don't have a wife.

Man standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I don't think that is going to help.

Man: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Maths & Women are the two most complicated things in this world...

But maths at least has some logic!

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?

Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever:

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words.

Control to pilot: What is your height and position?

Pilot: I'm five feet eight inches and i'm sitting down.

Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.

Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

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