Sunday, December 4, 2011

Old people answering machine...


Grandparent's Answering Machine: 

"Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after the beep.
Beeeeeppp ...

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is. 


If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 


If you want to borrow the car, press 3 


If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4 


If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 


If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 


If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7 


If you want to come to eat here, press 8 


If you need money, press 9 


If you are inviting us to dinner, or taking us to the theater or cinema, start talking -
we are listening!!!!!!" 

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