Friday, January 13, 2012

The Woman in Business Suit



A man accompanied with his five-year-old son to a restaurant to have a business meeting with his colleague. He gave the young boy three five-rupee coins to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy started choking and going blue in the face.
The father realised the boy had swallowed the coins. So, he started slapping him on the back.
The boy coughed up two of the coins but was still choking.

Looking at his son, the father panicked and started shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit was sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looked up, put her coffee cup down, neatly folded the newspaper, placed it on the counter, got up from her seat and made her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulled down his pants; took hold of the boy's' testicles and started to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter!!!

After a few seconds the boy screamed violently and coughed up the last of the coins, which the woman deftly caught in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman handed the coin to the father and walked back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he was sure that his son had suffered no ill effects, the father rushed over to the woman and thanked her profusely saying, 'I've never seen anybody
do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'



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'No', the woman replied, 'I'm with I*C*I Bank - Loan Recovery Department.

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