Thursday, September 20, 2012

Lets laugh a little....

A Sardarji weNt to US and had a meeting with GEORGE.W.BUSH

BUSH: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him to a forest.

BUSH: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
BUSH: more...more...more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
BUSH: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
BUSH: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited BUSH to India. Next year Bush
was in India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes BUSH to a forest.
Sardarji : Dig it. BUSH does.
Sardarji : more...more...more... BUSH goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. Bush tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything? Bush : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!! Grin

A City where everything is possible, especially the impossible.

Where lovers first love and then marry, Where there is place for every Tom, Dick and Harry

Where telephone bills make a person ill, Where a person cannot sleep without a pill.

Where carbon-dioxide is more than oxygen, Where the road is considered to be a dustbin,

Where college canteens are full and classes empty,Where Adam teasing is also making an entry,

Where a cycle reaches faster than a car, Where everyone thinks himself to be a star,

Where sky scrapers overlook the slum, Where houses collapse as the monsoon comes,

Where people first act and then think, Where there is more water in the pen than ink,

Where the roads see-saw in monsoon, Where the beggars become rich soon,

Where the roads are levelled when the minister arrives,
Where college admission means hard cash, Where cement is frequently mixed with ash.

This is Mumbai my dear, But don't fear, just cheer, come to Mumbai every year!

The Four Cats ! 

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. 

The first man was an Engineer, 

the second man was an Accountant, 

the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and 

the fourth man was a Government Employee. 

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
"T-square, do your stuff." 
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some 
paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, 
and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. 

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. 
He called his cat and said, 
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff." 
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned 
with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles 
of 3 cookies.............Everyone agreed that was good. 

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his 
cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your stuff." 
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of 
milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured 
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass. 
Everyone agreed that was pretty good. 

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee 
and said, "What can your cat do?" 

The Government Employee called his cat and said,,,,, 
"CoffeeBreak,,,,do your stuff." 
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,,,,   

                .... ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 

   ...... drank the milk,,,,,,,, shit on the paper 

 ................ screwed the other three cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 


 .............. claimed he injured his back while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 

 .............. filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,, 


 ............  put in for Workers Compensation...............and 


 ......... went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............  

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?


If a barber makes a mistake,

It's a new style...


If a driver makes a mistake,

It is an accident...


If a doctor makes a mistake,

It's an operation...


If a engineer makes a mistake,

It is a new venture...


If parents makes a mistake,

It is a new generation...


If a politician makes a mistake,

It is a new law...


If a scientist makes a mistake,

It is a new invention...


If a tailor makes a mistake,

It is a new fashion...


If a teacher makes a mistake,

It is a new theory...


If our boss makes a mistake,

It is our mistake...


If an employee makes a mistake,

It is a "MISTAKE"

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