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Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Happy Vijaya Dashmi to everyone
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Sunday, October 5, 2008
Be rational
1. Time doesn't wait for you.
R1:Don't worry; Just remove the damn battery from your clock stop the time and Enjoy life!
2. You are expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person?
R2: Don't expect a tiger not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance, dress you wear, makeup you put on, flirting you do, but Beauty is as expressed by what you are inside.
R3: So try roaming naked, express yourself and see what happens!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
R4.Boy do you have an Attitude? Good Luck!
5. Every woman wishes that her daughter will marry a luckier man than she did and her son should never find a wife as smart as his father did!
R5: Wishful Thinking Lady.
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused to honor the claim.
R6: The bastards said, "The man who never lived, is not dead." Though they collected the premium
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
R7: The Pond owner is suing the wife dumper of being cruel to his Crocodiles!
8. You had so many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
R8: But you chose Marriage, a long, slow, sure and tormenting process of death.
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains,
R9. Because rest have girlfriends!
10. All desirable things in life are illegal, banned, and expensive.
R10: Or are married to some others!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
R11: Tell me who should I listen to?
12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
R12: Oye Ganpat, go bring me the Whisky!
13. 10% of road accidents are due to mindless drunken driving.
R13: 90% of accidents are due to mindful driving without drinking? So mindless driving has more safety built into it.
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Friday, October 3, 2008
Signs you've been in the Indian IT industry for too long...
1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g . . . . When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"
2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards sent to U by friends whose faces U can’t remember.
3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) When a half-day at work means leaving at 7:30 in the evening (and U actually feel guilty about it).
5.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
6.) After U switch on your TV, U spends some time looking for a mouse.
7.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call.
8.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial"0" to get an outside line.
9.) U haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.
10.) U tell everyone your favourite book is "Who Moved my Cheese?" when in reality U couldn’t even finish that. Ur real favourite book is the Oracle manual for PL/SQL.
11.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.
12.) U secretly visit sites like jeevansathi.com< http://jeevansathi.com/ and shaadi.com
13.) U don’t go abroad anymore, but go 'on site'. And when U go 'on site' your mama, chacha and l'il cousin Chintu come to see u off.
14.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
15.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
16.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
17.) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.
18.) Ur criteria for visiting a restaurant is whether it accepts 'Ticket restaurant' coupons or 'Sodexho' passes.
19.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
20.) U read this list and kept nodding & smiling.
21.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are in IT.
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