Sunday, May 13, 2012

VISION 2020 Hypothetical but funny

Hi Friendz,                                                               
 Though very hypothetical but ...                                          
  India in 2020? There is a vision                                          
 Year: 2020                                                                 
 Place: Two Americans at IBM , USA .                                          
 Currency Conversion Rate: Re 1/- = $100/-.                                
 Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?                       
 John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.                         
 Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very  
 John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.                                      
 Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?                                 
 John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front  
 of me and they played with him like anything. That's why it got delayed. I
 went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm .                
 Alex: Really? In India , it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA   
 John: Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming 
 to USA man, their economy has been booming.                               
 Alex: So, when are you leaving?                                           
 John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you
 know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come     
 Alex: How long are you going to stay in India ?                            
 John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India , my company
 has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta.. (green card)       
 Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta  
 in India .                                                                 
 John: Yeah, that's why; I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.      
 Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Chennai, Bangalore andMumbai.  
 John: But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and CULTURED  
 Alex: Where did you get the offer, bangalore ?                            
 John: Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is 
 Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.                               
 Alex: I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- =$100/-. Oh God!       
 What about in chennai and mumbai?                                         
 John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in bangalore . It is like 
 the world headquarters of software                                         
 Alex: I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for   
 John: You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less 
 than Rs.7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs       
 Rs.2, 00,000/- but has got a lovely design.                               
 Alex: B y the way, who is your client?                                    
 John: Iyer                                                                
 and Iyengar Associates, a pure Indian company, specializing in Embedded   
 Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company.                  
 They are really intelligent and unlike American Body shoppers who have    
 opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India . Indian companies pay you in   
 full even when you are on bench.                                          
 My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit bihar , the  
 most livable place in India , Probably world. There you have full freedom  
 and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state
 has perfected that system.                                                
 John: Yeah man! You are right. I hope our America also follows their      
 Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?                      
 John: Why not? >From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first
 language here at New York . At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in 
 Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in TOHIL i.e. Test
 of Hindi as International Language.                                       
 Alex: So, you are going to have fun there.                                
 John: Yeah, I will be traveling in the world's fastest train, world's     
 largest theme Park, and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors      
 like, Hrithik, Shah Rukh Khan and all. Esselworld is also near Bollywood. 
 Alex: You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year; he may then    
 relax the number of visas.                                                
 John: That's true. Last month, Narayana Murthy visited White House and    
 donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and   
 has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of Hyderabad.  
 Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.           
 Alex: But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy' s        
 John: He is a hard worker man; he can build any number of Infosys like    
 this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his
 money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.                   
 Alex: OK, Good Luck John.          

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