Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Some Good SMS

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

u r stupid 
s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand 

u r a donkey 
d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. 

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

a friend is sweet when it is new... it is sweeter when it is true.... but you know that..... it is the sweetest when it is u..."

Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER , R-------RESPONCIBLE , I--------INTELLIGENT , E-------EAGER TO MAIL , N-------NICE , D-------DIVINE , S--------SIMPLE , H-------HEARTLY , I--------INTERSTED , P-------PEACEFUL 

We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going to
heaven,b4 i could start writing mine, i heard u shouting : EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!!

Breaking News: Now call charges will b charged according 2 ur brain size, smaller
the size cheaper will b the call rates. Congratulation, u can make free CALLS.......

'"Shut Up'''
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......

Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks

Medicines & friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date

A strong n positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing coz life is 10% how u make it n 90% how u take it. Good Morning

In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close ur eyes and follow ur heart coz heart may be in left but it is always right

When you are successful, your wellwishers know who you are but when you are unsuccessful, you know who your wellwishers are!

If you are stressed, you'll get pimples... if you cry, you'll get wrinkles... So, 
why don't you smile & get dimples? Keep smiling.

FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

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