Monday, September 24, 2012

You are in Heaven.....

Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a
Sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe
Standing at the foot of his bed.

Rob thought about it for a while, and figured that being a dog is
Too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.

And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really
Nicely feathered. But now he felt like his rear end was gonna
Blow. Then along came another hen.

" How do I do that?"  Rob asked.

Rob clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then
 plop' an egg was on the ground.

So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that
There was another egg on the ground.

The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:

" Rob, for Christ's sake! Wake up! You're shittin' all over the

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