20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair  Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Copy this and Send an  E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
It's Called Therapy...

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What you should post on Facebook?

Facebook has become a very important part of our lives, rarely there is a day when I don’t access my facebook account. It is not just a medium to connect our friends and relatives but also to make new friends from all over the world. It is place where you can find posts which can make you laugh, refresh your mood and some posts can also irritate you. As per my opinion, we should be very careful while posting on facebook as it will give a glimpse of our nature, character and mental state.

 We should post on facebook :

1)      Beautiful pics with awesome quotes : beautiful pictures with some great quotes will not only soothe our minds with their beauty but will also act as a source of wisdom to everyone who reads it.

2)      Motivational articles: there are times when a person feels depressed and  tired and if he gets to read a motivational article just by chance while accessing his facebook account, you have motivated one person unknowingly.

3)      Matters related to social issues : you should be actively involved in raising voice and awareness about social issues such  as crime against women, environment, etc. 

4)      Your own posts: if you are a writer, poet or a blogger, then you should definitely share your articles on facebook.

The basic rule that should be kept in mind is that your posts should rejuvenate, make happy, make think but it should not hurt personally.

Happy Facebooking

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Scam Site : www.thewebjob.com

As I wrote on 19, Nov, 2013 that www.webjob.com is a fake site, I am increasingly getting responses from other online bloggers who are also supporting my opinion. William Lee, The Blog owner of “Earn Money from Blog 2.0” has also written in a post that that Webjob.com is a scam site. I knew it from the very beginning as the mine own past experiences have taught me that there are no shortcuts in life, not even earning money online. So this super fast way of earning online money has made me suspicious and fortunately I have got given much attention to this website which saved my time and energy.

However, I am a little perplexed as I can’t understand what does the owner or founder of www.the webjob.com as earned from it.  What he may have earned by cheating the online community as what are the methods through which he may have earned so much that he has chosen this fraudulent method. I believe that the best way to earn online money is through Google Adsense.

I request experienced and knowledgeable online bloggers to shed a little light on this topic and how to know that a particular website is just a time wastage. As well as I will really appreciate if some other methods of earning online money can be shared by them.

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Three Parrots

A man wanted to buy a parrot for his son as a birthday present.

The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

The owner said it was Rs. 2500.

"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?

"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.

"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.

The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,

but is an expert Dot Net Programmer

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.

The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."

Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.

The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything and I really don’t know about his expertise.

But the other two call him "BOSS"!!

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A family....

A family-

Youngest son to his father : dad, what’s the difference between “hypothetically” and ”reality” , dad turns to wife: would u sleep with Tom Cruise for $ 1 Million? Wife: of course! I would never waste such an opportunity. Then dad asks daughter: would you sleep with Tom cruise for $ 1 Million? Daughter: yes, he is my fantasy. Dad asks elder son: would you sleep  with Tom Cruise for $ 1 Million? Elder son: why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!! Father turns to his younger son: you see son “hypothetically” we are sitting with $ 3 Million but in ”reality” we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay bastard!

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Don't let the cups matter...Enjoy the Coffee

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

 When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.

What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups. Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. 

They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. 

Some times, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it." 

Pls. don't let the cups matter... Enjoy the coffee instead. 

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Effective weight loss program

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds.  Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program.  Guaranteed like heck, he thinks to himself. But let’s see what they think they can do.

He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck.  She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.  The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. Well, without a second thought he takes off after her (like who wouldn't).

A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.  After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, I like the way this company does business.

For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time.  On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds.  Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back  and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might
be like this time.

As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.  She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me.

He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her.  But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.  She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to the next four days... For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight.  On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds.  I love this company, he thinks to himself, I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun.

Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the companies 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. Are you sure, sir? asks the representative on the phone. This is our most rigorous program. Absolutely, says he, I love your program. haven't felt  this good in years!

The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck.  He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, if I can catch you, I can have you.

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