Woooooooman.........

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank
because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always 
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,
"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman 
replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was 
impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my 
testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." 

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his 
testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over
again and again until he was positive that no one could 
consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and 
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to 
drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you 
should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that 
and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

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PEACE

Be not only a giver of love, but also a peace-maker,

that wherever you go you bring harmony, calmness,

and upliftment. We do not want to be human skunks.

We want to be like the rose, which even if crushed

exudes its sweet fragrance. Be a human rose,

spreading the essence of peace wherever you go.

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Easy and Difficult

EASY

DIFFICULT

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others 
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes 

Easy is to talk without thinking 
Difficult is to refrain the tongue 

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. 
Difficult is to heal the wound... 

Easy is to forgive others 
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness 

Easy is to set rules. 
Difficult is to follow them... 

Easy is to dream every night. 
Difficult is to fight for a dream... 

Easy is to show victory. 
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity... 

Easy is to admire a full moon. 
Difficult to see the other side... 

Easy is to stumble with a stone. 
Difficult is to get up... 

Easy is to enjoy life every day. 
Difficult to give its real value... 

Easy is to promise something to someone. 
Difficult is to fulfill that promise... 

Easy is to say we love. 
Difficult is to show it every day... 

Easy is to criticize others. 
Difficult is to improve oneself... 

Easy is to make mistakes. 
Difficult is to learn from them... 

Easy is to weep for a lost love. 
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it. 

Easy is to think about improving. 
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action... 

Easy is to think bad of others 
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt... 

Easy is to receive 
Difficult is to give 

Easy to read this 
Difficult to follow 

Easy is keep the friendship with words 
Difficult is to keep it with meanings 

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Driving and talking on cell phone....

Sometimes only a picture can get our attention! 

Her last call was from a new cell phone... 

Do you see the motorcycle? 

Now do you see it?

The Honda crotch rocket rider was traveling at approximately  85 mph. The VW driver was talking on a cell phone when she  pulled out from a side street, apparently not seeing the  motorcycle. The riders reaction time was not sufficient  enough to avoid this accident.  The car had two passengers  and the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them.  The Volkswagen actually flipped over from the force of impact  and landed 20 feet from where the collision took place.  All three involved (two in the car and the bike rider) were  killed instantly. This graphic demonstration was placed at  the Motorcycle Fair by the Police and Road Safety Department..  Pass this on to car drivers or soon to be  new drivers, or new motorcycle owners  AND ESPECIALLY EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO HAS A CELL PHONE!!!!!  A picture is worth a thousand words.  Save a life... Stop talking on Cell phones and Texting while trying to drive.  The life you save may be your own..... or mine... To enhance your knowledge regarding your health, financial and monetary conditions and wisdom, keep visiting Health, Wealth and Wisdom To keep yourself updated regarding Dehradun and the world, please visit Doonspot

Happy Women's day

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If you want something you never had, do something you have never done.

Don't go the way life takes you.

Take the life the way you go.

And remember you are born to live and

not living because you are born.

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Grandpa remembering his good old days.....

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