1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your
Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See
If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The
Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To
Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your
Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker
For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To
Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your
Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With
"In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip
Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are.
Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through
Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask
Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around
Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your
Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address
You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The
ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start
Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.
"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The
Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
20. Copy this and Send an
E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
It's Called Therapy...
It's Called Therapy...
