Wonderful English from Around the World

> > In a Bangkok temple :

> > IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A

> > MAN.

> > Cocktail lounge, Norway :

> > LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

> > Doctors office, Rome :

> > SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

> > Dry cleaners, Bangkok :

> > DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

> > In a Nairobi restaurant :

> > CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

> > On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi:

> > TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

> > On a poster at Kencom :

> > ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

> > In a City restaurant :

> > OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

> > In a cemetery :

> > PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN

> > GRAVES.

> > Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations :

> > GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS

> > IN BED.

> > On the menu of a Swiss restaurant :

> > OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

> > In a Tokyo bar :

> > SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

> > Hotel, Yugoslavia :

> > THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE

> > CHAMBERMAID.

> > Hotel, Japan :

> > YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

> > In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery :

> > YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND

> > SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

> > A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest :

> > IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT

> > PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN

> > ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

> > Hotel, Zurich :

> > BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE

> > SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS

>> PURPOSE.

> > Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :

> > WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

> > Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :

> > WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

> > A laundry in Rome :

> > LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A

GOOD TIME.

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Some nice quotes..

Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble,
But it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.
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Do you know why a Car's WINDSHIELD is so large


The Rearview Mirror is so small?

Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE.

Look Ahead and Move on.

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Friendship is like a BOOK.

It takes few seconds to burn,

but it takes years to write.

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All things in life are temporary.

If going well,

Enjoy it,

They will not last forever.

If going wrong, don't worry,

They can't last long either.

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Old Friends are Gold!

New Friends are Diamond!

If you get a Diamond,

Don't forget the Gold!

Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!

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Often when we lose hope

And

Think this is the end,

GOD smiles from above and says,

"Relax, sweetheart,

it's just a bend,

Not the end!

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When GOD solves your problems,

You have faith in HIS abilities;
When GOD doesn't solve your problems

HE has faith in your abilities.


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A blind person asked Swami Vivekanand:

"Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?"

He replied:

"Yes, losing your vision!"
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When you pray for others,

God listens to you and blesses them,
And sometimes,

When you are safe and happy,

Remember that someone has prayed for you.

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WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES,

It takes away today's PEACE.
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