My Name Is RajniKant

When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....& 

Now they call it as .............Wikipedia 

Crazy people!!!! ;) 
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When Rajnikant was a Student…!!! 

Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!! 
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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is 

"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce". 
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Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar… 

And his coach's name is ramaKANT J 

Is there a need to say anything beyond this??? 
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" 

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascal!, CHECK ANY 100!" 
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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play…. 
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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other 
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"Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty"…..:
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Rajni can walk faster than light…. 
"Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another". 
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Law of Conservation of Rajni 

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!! 
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened… 

We got two copies of the Xerox machine. 
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One more: 
Once upon a time 
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth 
Today that powder is known as 
"AMBUJA CEMENT"

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Inner Peace:

If you can start the day without caffeine, 

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, 
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, 
If you can eat plain food every day and be grateful for it, 
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, 
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, 
If you can conquer tension without medical help, 
If you can relax without liquor, 
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, 

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...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog! 

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Lessons of life....

I feared failure Until I realized that I only Fail when I don't try.

 I feared people's opinions Until I learned that  People would have opinions About me anyway.

I feared pain Until I learned that it's necessary For growth.

I feared life Until I experienced Its beauty .

I feared my destiny, Until I realized that  I had the power to change My life.

I feared love Until it touched my heart,  Making the darkness fade Into endless sunny days.

I feared growing old Until I realized that  I gained wisdom every day.

I feared the past Until I realized that  It could no longer hurt me.

I feared the light Until I learned that the  Truth would give me Strength.

I feared change, Until I saw that Even the most beautiful butterfly Had to undergo a metamorphosis Before it could fly.

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I feared being alone 

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Until I learned to like

Never give up

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as you persist, you will be successful.

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Husband and wife....

Doctor : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor : They are for you.


Position of a Husband Is just like a Split Air Conditioner - No matter
however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor...


"Husband is one, who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck,
and whichever way she turns, he goes."


A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.


Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the next life?
Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go to waste!

God said, "i cannot be everywhere, so i created mother".
Devil replied, "even i cannot be everywhere, so i created mother-in-law!!


Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Friend #1: What's a GPS override?
Friend #2: My wife.


Wife :You changed after marriage.
Husband: I've told you before that I am not interested in Married women

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Kiwi Farmer

A  Kiwi man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.  

After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.

The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.  
  
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. 
  
The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when 
they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.  
  
So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again.  
  
He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed
exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.  
  
Try again. he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window.  
  
He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. 


  No, she says,   they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn.

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Great Heights.....

1. What is height of Fashion?

= Dhoti with a zip

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2. What is height of Secrecy?

= Offering blank visiting cards.

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3. What is height of Active laziness?

= Asking for a lift to house while on a morning

  walk.

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5. What is height of Craziness?

= Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

= Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when 

  you saw him / her last.

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7. What is height of Stupidity?

= A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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8. What is height of Honesty?

= A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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9. What is height of Suicide?

= A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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10. What is height of De-hydration?

= A cow giving milk powder.

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Beer Problem..........

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job. 

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.
He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing,   
"You are the reason I don't have a wife",
second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", 
third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He 
takes the bottle, puts it aside and says,  

"Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved"  . 

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Thought 1When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What more do women want to be liberated from?


Thought 2
The average man's life consists of:
20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
40 years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too where he is going.


Thought 3  
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom;  the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced :
'Ladies and Gentlemen.  Today is the luckiest day of my life ...'   Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued,
'My daughter finally,  finally returned my Credit Card to me.' The whole audience including the priest started laughing . . . . .   But not the poor Groom ! ! !

                                             
And  now  the  Best  one. . . . .

Thought 4
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,  'If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.'
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.  He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted,  'Stop !  Stand still !  If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.'
The man did as he was instructed,  just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.  The man asked. 'Who are you?'
'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.
'Oh, yeah?'  the man said  'And where the  Hell were you when I got married?'

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7 degrees of Blonde

FIRST DEGREE 

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang 
at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, 
listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles 
from here!' and hung up. 
The husband said, 'Who was that?' 

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know 
If the coast is clear.' 
SECOND DEGREE 
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the 
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror 
and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' 

The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' 

So, the first blonde hands her the compact. 

The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!' 
THIRD DEGREE 
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and 
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the 
door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really 
angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is 
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. 

The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' 

The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!' 
FOURTH DEGREE 
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. 
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, .... I know 'em all.' 

A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?' 

The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy. It's W.' 
FIFTH DEGREE 
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? 
A: 'Is it mine?' 
SIXTH DEGREE 
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US 
Government class The professor asked Bambi if she knew what 
Roe vs. Wade was about. 
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision 
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware ...'              

SEVENTH DEGREE 
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house 
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and 
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, 
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. 

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde  
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then 
sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come 
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do 
they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!' 

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Congrats India on becoming World Champions

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