I Believe this..Do you?

I BELIEVE... A Birth Certificate shows that we were born.
A Death Certificate shows that we died.
Pictures show that we lived!
Have a seat . . . Relax . . .. And read this slowly...~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

I Believe.... That just because two people argue, that doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue, thatdoesn't mean they do love each other.

I Believe...That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I Believe...That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I Believe...That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I Believe...That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I Believe... That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I Believe...That it's taking me a long timeto become the person I want to be.

I Believe...That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I Believe... That you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I Believe...That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I Believe...That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I Believe...That heroes are the people who do what has to be done, when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I Believe...That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I Believe....That my best friend and I can do anything, or nothing, and have the best time.

I Believe...That sometimes the people you expect to kick you, when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I Believe...That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had, and what you've learned from them... and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I Believe...That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I Believe...That no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I Believe...That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are,but we are responsible for who we become.

I Believe...That you shouldn't be so eager to findout a secret. It could change your life forever.

I Believe....Two people can look at the exact samething and see something totally different.

I Believe...That your life can be changed in a matter ofhours by people who don't even know you.

I Believe...That even when you think you have no more to give, if a friend cries out to you.. you will find the strength to help.

I Believe...That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I Believe...That the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon..

I Believe....That you should send this to all of the people that you believe in. I just did.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;They just make the most of everything. Thank you God for all the wonderful people who help us throughout the journey of life... God Bless You!

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CORPORATE LESSONS

CORPORATE LESSON #1 Usually the junior executives and staff of the company generally play football; the middle level managers are more interested in tennis and the top management usually has a preference for Golf. MORAL OF THE STORY: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size. CORPORATE LESSON # 2 A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly, Sir" said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy." MORAL OF THE STORY- Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything. CORPORATE LESSON # 3 There were these 4 guys, Russian President Putin, Germany ’s Chancellor Kohl, America 's Dictator Bush and French Premiere Chirac who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, “Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true." The French Premiere Chirac wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian President Putin turn, he did the same and shouted, “VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool. The last is America ’s Randy. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!! ......... " MORAL OF THE STORY: Mind your language, you never know what it will land you in. To enhance your knowledge regarding your health, financial and monetary conditions and wisdom, keep visiting Health, Wealth and Wisdom To keep yourself updated regarding Dehradun and the world, please visit Doonspot

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Water or Wine....

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink1 liter of water each day,at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification processof boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:Water = Poop,Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:I'm doing it as a public service!

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Friendship...true facts

Friendship is not about “I m sorry”, it’s about “abbe teri galti hai”

Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u” it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale”

Friendship is not about “I understand”, it’s about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus”

Friendship is not about “I care for u”, it’s about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga”

Friendship is not about “I m happy for ursuccess” its about “chal party de saale ”

Friendship is not about “I love that girl”, it’s about “saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain”

Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow”, it’s about “nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai”

Friendship is not about “Get well soon”, it’s about “Itna piyega toh yehi hoga”

Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career”, it’s about “bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale”

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Advise...

Time is like a river . . .

You cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow has passed and will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life.
- For those who are already 45, start practicing..

- For those almost 45, get ready.

- For those where 50 is a long way off, help your parents do it.

For Those Over 50 Years Old :
1. Focus on enjoying people, not on indulging in or accumulating material things.

2. Plan to spend whatever you have saved.
You deserve to enjoy it and the healthy years you have left..
Travel if you can afford it. Don't leave anything for your children or loved ones to quarrel about. By leaving too much, you may even cause more trouble when you are gone.

3. Live in the here and now, not in the yesterdays and tomorrow's. It is only today that you can handle.
Yesterday is gone, tomorrow may not even happen.

4. Enjoy your grandchildren (if blessed with any) but don't be their full time baby sitter.

5. Accept physical weakness, sickness and other physical pains. It is a part of the aging process. Enjoy whatever your health can allow.

6. Enjoy what you are and what you have right now. STOP working hard for what you do not have.. If you don't have them, it's probably too late.

7. Enjoy your life with your spouse, children, grandchildren and friends. People, who truly love you, love you for yourself, not for what you have. Anyone who loves you for what you have will just give you misery. And you probably know that by now.

8. Forgive and accept forgiveness. Forgive yourself and others.
Enjoy peace of mind and peace of soul.

9. Befriend death. It's a natural part of the life cycle. Don't be afraid of it. Death is the beginning of a new and better life.
So, prepare yourself not for death but for a new life with the Almighty.

10. Be at peace with your Creator. For ... He is all you have after you leave this journey on Earth.

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Why dont you become a writer?

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