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It’s finally here! The book’s called “Understanding Women”.

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My Name Is RajniKant

When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....& 

Now they call it as .............Wikipedia 

Crazy people!!!! ;) 
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When Rajnikant was a Student…!!! 

Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!! 
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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is 

"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce". 
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Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar… 

And his coach's name is ramaKANT J 

Is there a need to say anything beyond this??? 
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" 

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascal!, CHECK ANY 100!" 
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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play…. 
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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other 
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"Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty"…..:
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Rajni can walk faster than light…. 
"Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another". 
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Law of Conservation of Rajni 

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!! 
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened… 

We got two copies of the Xerox machine. 
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One more: 
Once upon a time 
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth 
Today that powder is known as 
"AMBUJA CEMENT"

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Inner Peace:

If you can start the day without caffeine, 

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, 
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, 
If you can eat plain food every day and be grateful for it, 
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, 
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, 
If you can conquer tension without medical help, 
If you can relax without liquor, 
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, 

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...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog! 

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Lessons of life....

I feared failure Until I realized that I only Fail when I don't try.

 I feared people's opinions Until I learned that  People would have opinions About me anyway.

I feared pain Until I learned that it's necessary For growth.

I feared life Until I experienced Its beauty .

I feared my destiny, Until I realized that  I had the power to change My life.

I feared love Until it touched my heart,  Making the darkness fade Into endless sunny days.

I feared growing old Until I realized that  I gained wisdom every day.

I feared the past Until I realized that  It could no longer hurt me.

I feared the light Until I learned that the  Truth would give me Strength.

I feared change, Until I saw that Even the most beautiful butterfly Had to undergo a metamorphosis Before it could fly.

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I feared being alone 

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Until I learned to like

Never give up

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as you persist, you will be successful.

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Husband and wife....

Doctor : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor : They are for you.


Position of a Husband Is just like a Split Air Conditioner - No matter
however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor...


"Husband is one, who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck,
and whichever way she turns, he goes."


A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.


Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the next life?
Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go to waste!

God said, "i cannot be everywhere, so i created mother".
Devil replied, "even i cannot be everywhere, so i created mother-in-law!!


Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Friend #1: What's a GPS override?
Friend #2: My wife.


Wife :You changed after marriage.
Husband: I've told you before that I am not interested in Married women

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