Chinese Proverbs

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The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.

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He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.

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The greatest victory, is the battle not fought.

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The best soldiers are not warlike.

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If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

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I was angered, for I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet.

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If luck comes, who comes not? If luck comes not, who comes?

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The more you sweat in Peacetime, The less you bleed during War.

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Better do a good deed near at home than go far away to burn incense.

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Heaven lent you a soul Earth will lend a grave.

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Mankind fears an evil man but heaven does not.

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Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best.

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Behind every able man, there are always other able men.

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To talk goodness is not good...Only to do it is.

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There is no one to sweep a common hall.

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Great souls have wills; feeble ones have only wishes.

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Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.

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He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount.

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The old horse may die in someone's keeping.

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Some facts about KFC

The creator of KFC, “Colonel Sanders”, was actually a gas station manager, whose real name was Harland Sanders.

The first KFC restaurant was opened outside of Sanders gas station, and was originally called Sanders Court & Cafe.

The first ever bucket of KFC chicken was sold in 1952.

KFC is consumed by nearly 8 million people per day in the US alone

The KFC franchise is open in 80 countries around the world.

In 1982, KFC was acquired by Nabisco. But after some time Pepsi Co acquired Nasisco , so now KFC is acquired by Pepsi Co.

THe original, still secret recipe, was invented in 1940.

The secret recipe for KFC chicken is kept in a safe in Louisville, KY.

In 2007, KFC decided to keep the original recipe, but fry the chicken in a different type of oil so that trans fat was removed.

KFC is routinely boycotted by organizations like PETA for what they consider animal rights violations committed against chickens.

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I am not perfect....

I fall, I rise,
I make mistakes,
I live, I learn,
I've been hurt but I'm alive.
I'm human, I'm not perfect

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Urine Analysis...

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

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Husband and wife

After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asked, "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot." She smiled happily and said..."Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" 

His eye is still swollen...hope it will get better!

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Facebook : some facts

1 in every 13 people on Earth is on Facebook.

85%+ of all college students use FACEBOOK and 70% of them log in EVERYDAY.

People spend over 700 billion minutes per month on Facebook

Psychologists have introduced a diagnosis FAD (Facebook Addiction Disorder) as a new kind of addiction

More than 60 % of men and women have used Facebook to stalk their ex.

In 1 hour 3,000,000 links are shared on Facebook.

In 1 hour 4,452,000 event invites are posted.

In 1 hour 3,969,000 photos are tagged.

In 1 hour 5,553,000 status updates are entered.

In 1 hour 6 million friend requests are accepted.

In 1 hour 8,148,000 photos are uploaded.

In 1 hour 8,148,000 messages are sent.

In 1 hour 31 million comments are posted.

In 1 hour 4,761,000 wall posts are written.

No doubt, Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg is going to reap billions from this IPO. But his salary is set to drop. Currently, he makes a base salary of $500,000 per year. But at his request his annual salary will be set to $1 as of January 1, 2013.

Facebook links about sex are shared 90% more than average.

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