Monday, December 3, 2012

Let's play a game...just for fun


IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
1st.   Get PEN and PAPER

2nd.   WHEN CHOOSING
 NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd.   GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!!   Very important for good results.

4th.   SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD

otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.












2.   BESIDE the NUMBERS
 1 & 2 ,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2
 NUMBERS YOU WANT. 

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS 
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION:   DO NOT   LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT














4. WRITE ANYONES
 NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to
 4, 5, & 6.

DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID













5. WRITE down FOUR
 SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
















6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME




1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about th e PERSON you put in
SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR
LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11.   NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER



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Sunday, December 2, 2012

Who is an IT consultant?




A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a
dust cloud towards him

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses
and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you
exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,
Will you give me a calf?'

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?'

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects
it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his
location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the
area in an ultra-high-resoluti on photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and
exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image
has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL
database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-Tech
Miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and
says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.'

'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my calf?'

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says,
 'Okay, why not?'

'You're an IT Consultant', says Bud.
'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?'

'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already
knew,to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. . .

Now give me back my dog.

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Friday, November 30, 2012

Give someone 5 minutes of your life



While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground.
"That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide.
"He's a fine looking boy" the man said. "That's my daughter on the bike in the white dress."
Then, looking at his watch, he called to his daughter. "What do you say we go, Melissa?"
Melissa pleaded, "Just five more minutes, Dad. Please? Just five more minutes."
The man nodded and Melissa continued to ride her bike to her heart's content. Minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his daughter. "Time to go now?"
Again Melissa pleaded, "Five more minutes, Dad. Just five more minutes."
The man smiled and said, "OK."
"My, you certainly are a patient father," the woman responded.
The man smiled and then said, "Her older brother Tommy was killed by a drunk driver last year while he was riding his bike near here. I never spent much time with Tommy and now I'd give anything for just five more minutes with him. I've vowed not to make the same mistake with Melissa.
She thinks she has five more minutes to ride her bike. The truth is, I get Five more minutes to watch her play."
Life is all about making priorities, what are your priorities?
Give someone you love 5 more minutes of your time today!

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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Guru Nanak Jayanti ki lakh -lakh badhaiyaa


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Monday, November 26, 2012

Eat your words again plz...



9. "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better
than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible."  --A Yale University management
professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight
delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)


10. "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"  --H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers,1927.

11. "I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary
Cooper."  --Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in
"Gone With The Wind."


12. "A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say
America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
--Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.


13. "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."  --Decca
Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.


14. "Heavier-than- air flying machines are impossible."  --Lord Kelvin,
president, Royal Society, 1895.


15. "If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The
literature was full of examples that said you can't do this."  --Spencer
Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads.


16. "So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even
built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or
we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come
work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard,
and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college
yet.'"  --Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari
and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.

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Sunday, November 25, 2012

Eat your words, please



1. "640K ought to be enough for anybody."  -- Bill Gates, 1981


2. Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."  --Popular
Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949


3. I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."  --Thomas
Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943


4. "I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and walked with
the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that
won't last out the year."  --The editor in charge of business books for
Prentice Hall, 1957


5. "But what ... is it good for?"  --Engineer at the Advanced Computing
Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.


6. "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."  --Ken
Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977


7. "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as
a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."
--Western Union internal memo, 1876.


8. "The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value.  Who would pay
for a message sent to nobody in particular?"  --David Sarnoff's associates
in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.

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