The Giraffe Test

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? 

 The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? 

 Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animal attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?

 Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. Didn't you just put him in there? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

 Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to  Anderson  Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the  professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.  Anderson  Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.


Now make all your smart friends read this and frustate them

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Does GOD really exist?

The professor of a university challenged his students with this question.

"Did God create everything that exists?"

A student answered bravely, "Yes, he did".

The professor then asked, "If God created everything, then he created evil. Since evil exists (as noticed by our own actions), so God is evil.

The student couldn't respond to that statement causing the professor to conclude that he had "proved" that "belief in God" was a fairy tale, and Another student raised his hand and asked the professor, "May I pose a question? ", "Of course" answered the professor.

The young student stood up and asked: "Professor does Cold exist?"
The professor answered, "What kind of question is that? Of course cold exists...haven't you ever been cold?"

The young student answered, "In fact sir, Cold does not exist. According to the laws of Physics, what we consider cold, in fact is the absence of heat. Anything is able to be studied as long as it transmits
energy (heat). Absolute Zero is the total absence of heat, but cold does not exist. What we have done is create a term to describe how we feel if we don't have body heat or we are not hot."

"And, does Dark exist?" he continued. "Again you're wrong, Sir. Darkness does not exist
either. Darkness is in fact simply the absence of light. Light can be studied, darkness can not.
Darkness cannot be broken down. A simple ray of light tears the darkness and illuminates the surface where the light beam finishes.

Dark is a term that we humans have created to describe what happens when there's lack of light."

Finally, the student asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

The professor replied, "Of course it exists, as I mentioned at the beginning, we see violations, crimes
and violence anywhere in the world, and those things are evil."
The student responded, "Sir, Evil does not exist. Just as in the previous cases, Evil is a term which man has created to describe the result of the absence of God's presence in the hearts of man.

After this, the professor bowed down his head, and didn't answer back.

The young man's name was ALBERT EINSTEIN.

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A Beautiful Love story

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter 
writing or sign language.) One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so that he could look at her and say "my darling". but at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of this, he waited three 
more years without speaking (bringing the total number of silent years 
to 5). But at the end of these five years, he realized that he had to 
ask her to marry him. So he waited ANOTHER four years without speaking. 
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds. 
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in 
that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her 
lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said huskily, "My 
darling, I love you! Will you marry me?" And the princess tucked a 
strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in 
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"Pardon"? 

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The Woman in Business Suit

A man accompanied with his five-year-old son to a restaurant to have a business meeting with his colleague. He gave the young boy three five-rupee coins to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy started choking and going blue in the face.

The father realised the boy had swallowed the coins. So, he started slapping him on the back.

The boy coughed up two of the coins but was still choking.

Looking at his son, the father panicked and started shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit was sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looked up, put her coffee cup down, neatly folded the newspaper, placed it on the counter, got up from her seat and made her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulled down his pants; took hold of the boy's' testicles and started to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter!!!

After a few seconds the boy screamed violently and coughed up the last of the coins, which the woman deftly caught in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman handed the coin to the father and walked back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he was sure that his son had suffered no ill effects, the father rushed over to the woman and thanked her profusely saying, 'I've never seen anybody

do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'

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'No', the woman replied, 'I'm with I*C*I Bank - Loan Recovery Department.

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Have you ever seen a river on a river?

If you are not a Physics person, read till the last paragraph and learn a fact of physics.

Have you ever seen a river over a river? AMAZING.....

Even after you see it, it is still hard to believe!
Water Bridge in Germany - - What a feat! - - Six years, 500 million Euros, 918 meters long . . . now this is engineering!

This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East and West Germany .

As part of the unification project. It is located in the city of Magdeburg, near Berlin.
The photo was taken on the day of inauguration . . .

 Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Incredible Magdeburg Water Bridge in Germany

The Magdeburg Water Bridge is a navigable aqueduct in Germany that connects the Elbe-Havel Canal to the Mittelland Canal,

and allows ships to cross over the Elbe River. At 918 meters, it is the longest navigable aqueduct in the world.

The Elbe-Havel and Mittelland canals had previously met near Magdeburg but on opposite sides of the Elbe.

Ships moving between the two had to make a 12-kilometer detour,

descending from the Mittelland Canal through the Rothensee boatlift into the Elbe,

and then sailing downstream on the river, before entering the Elbe-Havel Canal through Niegripp lock.

Low water levels in the Elbe often prevented fully laden canal barges from making this crossing,

requiring time-consuming off-loading of cargo.

Construction of the water link was started as early as in the 1930s but due to the World War 2

and subsequent division of Germany the work remained suspended until 1997.

The aqueduct was finally completed and opened to the public in 2003.

When you stop and think about this, this is just amazing!

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Why computer errors are referred as bugs?

Bug: A computer bug is an error or defect in computer hardware or software that causes the computer or the computer program to malfunction. 
 
A moth (Bug) 
 
Do you know why defects in computer hardware/software are called as "Bug"? 
 
Here goes the answer 
 
The first computer bug is said to have been a moth that was found squashed between the points of an electromechanical relay in the Mark II computer in 1945. This moth caused the entire computer to shut down. When the moth was removed, it was affixed to the computer's log with a scribbled note that read, "First actual case of bug being found." When the computer operators removed the moth, they claimed to have "debugged" the computer, thus introducing the term "debugging a computer program." 
 
From then onwards, all software programming defects are also termed as "Bugs" 
 
By the way, this first bug is now housed in the National Museum of American History at the Smithsonian. 

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RA-ONE.......................just for fun

1)   Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA-ONE... Rs.25,000 for those who left before interval!!! 

2) Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA-ONE's release!!! 

3) Salman to SRK after watching Ra-One,"Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"!! 

4) Rahul Gandhi to meet affected people after seeing Ra-One!! 

5) Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watching Ra-one...!

6) Ra-One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE!!

7) Get RA-ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie!!

8) 100 people committed mass suicide after watching Ra-one!

9) Santa: SRK has launched a scheme...all audience get ticket of Ra-one for free! and he claims it will break all box office records!!
Banta: Saale!! How will the film do business??
Santa: Yaarrr....Oh they are charging people who try to exit!!

10) Digvijay Singh- RSS hand behind Ra-One's release... 

11) Abhishek Bachchan- 'Ravan was better than Ra-one!....Seriously!'...

12) Santa: I need Poison..
Chemist: I cant sell without prescription.
Santa shows his used Ra-one tickets...
Chemist: bus kar pagle, rulayega kya...badi bottle du ya chhoti.....

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