Thursday, January 5, 2012

RA-ONE.......................just for fun



1)   Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA-ONE... Rs.25,000 for those who left before interval!!! Open-mouth smile

2) Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA-ONE's release!!! Open-mouth smile

3) Salman to SRK after watching Ra-One,"Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"!! Smile with tongue

4) Rahul Gandhi to meet affected people after seeing Ra-One!! Smile with tongue

5) Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watching Ra-one...!

6) Ra-One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE!!

7) Get RA-ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie!!

8) 100 people committed mass suicide after watching Ra-one!

9) Santa: SRK has launched a scheme...all audience get ticket of Ra-one for free! and he claims it will break all box office records!!
Banta: Saale!! How will the film do business??
Santa: Yaarrr....Oh they are charging people who try to exit!!

10) Digvijay Singh- RSS hand behind Ra-One's release... Surprised smile

11) Abhishek Bachchan- 'Ravan was better than Ra-one!....Seriously!'...

12) Santa: I need Poison..
Chemist: I cant sell without prescription.
Santa shows his used Ra-one tickets...
Chemist: bus kar pagle, rulayega kya...badi bottle du ya chhoti.....
Winking smile

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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Two Horses


Author Unknown
What a potent lesson!

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.

From a distance, each horse looks like any other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing....

Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind.
His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing.

If you stand nearby and listen, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field.

Attached to the horse's halter is a small bell. It lets the blind friend know where the other horse is, so he can follow.

As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see that the horse with the bell is always checking on the blind horse, and that the blind horse will listen for the bell and then slowly walk to where the other horse is,trusting that he will not be led astray.

When the horse with the bell returns to the shelter of the barn each evening,
It stops occasionally and looks back, making sure that the blind friend isn't too far behind to hear the bell. 
Like the owners of these two horses,
God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have problems or challenges.

He watches over us and even brings others into our lives
To help us when we are in need..

Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by the little ringing bell of those
who God places in our lives.

Other times we are the guide horse, helping others to find their way....

Good friends are like that... You may not always see them, but you know
they are always there..

Please listen for my bell and I'll listen for yours.
 
And remember...
 
Be kinder than necessary-
 
Everyone you meet is fighting 
Some kind of battle.

Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly.......
 
                                             
 
And leave the rest to God!


 FOR WE WALK BY FAITH AND NOT BY SIGHT!


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Thursday, December 29, 2011

You think you know everything. Are you sure?


'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand and 'lollipop' with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)


No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.


'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'. (Are you doubting this?)


Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.


The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)


The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)


There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)



There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' (Yes, admit it, you are going to say . a e i o u) 



TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out) 


A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 


A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is)


A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.


A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.


A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.)


Almonds are a member of the peach family.


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


Babies are born without kneecaps They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 


February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.


In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 


If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. 


Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. 


Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!


Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 


The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 
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The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 


The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that)


The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.


There are more chickens than people in the world. 


Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. 


Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 


And now you know everything!

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Happy New Year 2012






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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Ghost Writing : What is it?

What is Ghost writing ?
When a person writes a books, articles, blog or lyrics of a song and is paid for it but doesn’t take the credit for writing it, is known as Ghostwriting.

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What is a Ghost writer?
When a famous person i.e a celebrity thinks that I am really selling hot and this is the right moment when I should come out with my life story as people want to know more and more about me and my autobiography will sell like hot cakes but he is not good in writing down the words in an elegant and beautiful manner, then he needs a person who can write on his behalf but doesn’t take the credit of writing. This type of writer is known as Ghost Writer.
This was just an example of ghostwriting, there can be many more chances when a ghostwriter is required, for eg, magazine articles, editing books, writing lyrics for songs and many other.


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Who requires a Ghost writer?
A celebrity as in the case of above example, politicians, movie stars, sportspersons etc., There are also some persons who may have great ideas for fiction stories but writing them down on paper is not their cup of tea, so they need someone who can arrange words in a beautiful manner which is liked by the reader.

How much is the involvement of a Ghost writer?
 The involvement of a ghostwriter varies from project to project, in some projects they are involved only to the extent of drafting and editing and in some projects they may be asked to do the complete research as per the requirements provided by the person who had hired him.

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What is Blog Ghost writing ?
Blog Ghost writing is a new trend which has increased the demand of ghost writers manifold, as the popularity of blogs have compelled many firms to set up their blogs and bring traffic to their blogs. There are many ways of bringing traffic to the blog but the first and the foremost way of bringing traffic is to include relevant and knowledgeable articles in your blog. This is where the websites need writers who can write at a good speed and don’t even claim that the articles are written by them.

How much can be the remuneration of a Ghost writer?
Remuneration of a ghost writer depends on the condition set by the ghostwriter and the employer as per their needs. Sometimes a ghostwriter is paid per page or assignment basis or complete project basis. How much a ghost writer earns also depends on the question “ For whom he/she is writing”?  and one thing that plays a very big role is deciding the remuneration of ghostwriter is that he is not going to take the credit for doing the work. A ghostwriter need to keep silence about the work completed by him. Normally, the ghostwriters are earning good, and experienced ghostwriters are always in demand.

Future Prospects of Ghostwriting
The future prospects of ghost writing seems to be bright as the popularity of the internet blogging is increasing and the market for writers is also growing.

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Sunday, December 18, 2011

CBI’s integrity is out of question. Really?



CBI is always under attack from the opposition parties for being impartial and working as an agent of the Indian Government, however, CBI has found support in Interpol who feels that CBI is renowned in the whole world for its “impartiality and independence”.
In the opinion of Interpol chief Ronald K. Noble, India and Indians can rely on CBI for solving the corruption cases, however a common Indian can question that why CBI does takes so much time in even filing a charge sheet in the cases in which high profile people are involved. CBI is definitely very fast in arresting the people at official posts but when it comes to arresting the politicians, the impartialness and the integrity of CBI does come under scanner. Well, may be Mr. Ronald K Noble will be kind enough next time by throwing some light on this issue. 

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Sunday, December 4, 2011

Old people answering machine...


Grandparent's Answering Machine: 

"Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after the beep.
Beeeeeppp ...

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is. 


If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 


If you want to borrow the car, press 3 


If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4 


If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 


If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 


If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7 


If you want to come to eat here, press 8 


If you need money, press 9 


If you are inviting us to dinner, or taking us to the theater or cinema, start talking -
we are listening!!!!!!" 

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