Sunday, May 13, 2012

VISION 2020 Hypothetical but funny


Hi Friendz,                                                               
                                                                           
 Though very hypothetical but ...                                          
                                                                           
                                                                           
  India in 2020? There is a vision                                          
                                                                           
                                                                           
 Year: 2020                                                                 
                                                                           
                                                                           
 Place: Two Americans at IBM , USA .                                          
                                                                           
                                                                           
 Currency Conversion Rate: Re 1/- = $100/-.                                
                                                                            
                                                                           
 Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?                       
                                                                            
                                                                           
 John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.                         
                                                                            
                                                                           
 Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very  
 Strict.                                                                   
                                                                            
                                                                           
 John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.                                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
 Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?                                 
                                                                            
                                                                           
 John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front  
 of me and they played with him like anything. That's why it got delayed. I
 went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm .                
                                                                           
                                                                            
 Alex: Really? In India , it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA   
                                                                           
                                                                           
 John: Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming 
 to USA man, their economy has been booming.                               
                                                                           
                                                                            
 Alex: So, when are you leaving?                                           
                                                                           
                                                                            
 John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you
 know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come     
 true.                                                                     
                                                                            
                                                                           
 Alex: How long are you going to stay in India ?                            
                                                                            
                                                                           
 John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India , my company
 has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta.. (green card)       
                                                                           
                                                                           
 Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta  
 in India .                                                                 
                                                                           
                                                                            
 John: Yeah, that's why; I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.      
                                                                           
                                                                            
 Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Chennai, Bangalore andMumbai.  
                                                                           
                                                                           
 John: But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and CULTURED  
 Alex: Where did you get the offer, bangalore ?                            
                                                                           
                                                                            
 John: Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is 
 Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.                               
                                                                            
                                                                           
 Alex: I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- =$100/-. Oh God!       
 What about in chennai and mumbai?                                         
                                                                            
                                                                           
 John: No idea, but it is less than what we have in bangalore . It is like 
 the world headquarters of software                                         
                                                                           
                                                                           
 Alex: I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for   
 help.                                                                     
                                                                           
                                                                            
 John: You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less 
 than Rs.7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs       
                                                                            
                                                                           
 Rs.2, 00,000/- but has got a lovely design.                               
                                                                            
                                                                           
 Alex: B y the way, who is your client?                                    
                                                                           
                                                                            
 John: Iyer                                                                
 and Iyengar Associates, a pure Indian company, specializing in Embedded   
 Software.                                                                  
                                                                           
                                                                           
 Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company.                  
 They are really intelligent and unlike American Body shoppers who have    
 opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India . Indian companies pay you in   
 full even when you are on bench.                                          
                                                                            
                                                                           
 My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit bihar , the  
 most livable place in India , Probably world. There you have full freedom  
 and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state
 has perfected that system.                                                
                                                                           
                                                                           
 John: Yeah man! You are right. I hope our America also follows their      
 footsteps.                                                                 
                                                                           
                                                                           
 Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
 John: Why not? >From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first
 language here at New York . At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in 
 Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent percent score in TOHIL i.e. Test
 of Hindi as International Language.                                       
                                                                            
                                                                           
 Alex: So, you are going to have fun there.                                
                                                                            
                                                                           
 John: Yeah, I will be traveling in the world's fastest train, world's     
 largest theme Park, and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors      
 like, Hrithik, Shah Rukh Khan and all. Esselworld is also near Bollywood. 
                                                                           
                                                                           
 Alex: You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year; he may then    
 relax the number of visas.                                                
                                                                           
                                                                            
 John: That's true. Last month, Narayana Murthy visited White House and    
 donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and   
 has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of Hyderabad.  
 Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.           
                                                                           
                                                                            
 Alex: But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy' s        
 Infosys.                                                                  
                                                                            
                                                                           
 John: He is a hard worker man; he can build any number of Infosys like    
 this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his
 money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.                   
                                                                           
                                                                           
 Alex: OK, Good Luck John.          

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Friday, May 11, 2012

Try chicken ...go green


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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Kudos to these victims for setting up brave examples


The first episode of Satyamev jayate talked about the female foeticide and it started with sharing of experiences of victims who have faced these problems in their life.

The first victim guest on the show Satyamev Jayate was Amisha Yagnik from Ahmedabad. She told Aamir khan that she was forced by her husband and in-laws to abort her baby girl and it happened six times in eight years and she was able to give birth to a daughter only after she adamantly refused to bow down to her husband and in-laws. Now she as got separated from her husband and she is doing a job and taking care of her daughter on her own.

The second victim guest on the show was Parveen Khan who belongs form Morena, Madhya Pradesh told that her husband used to beat her whenever they had a fight and he grew more ferocious when Parveen khan decided to give birth to girl baby against his wishes. One day he sent his two daughters out to play and then he came in house and he came and holded Parveen strongly as she was lying on the bed and start biting her face with his teeth. He disfigured her face which was cured by a Plastic surgeon from Jaipur. The photographs of Parveen’s disfigured face were shown on the show and it was really gruesome.
The third victim guest was Mitu Khurana from Delhi, a doctor by profession, wife of an orthopaedic surgeon, daughter-in-law of a retired Professor from Delhi university and retired vice-principal mother-in-law. As soon as they came to know that Mitu is pregnant they started pressurizing her for the ultrasound, however when Mitu refused they played a trick on her and got the ultrasound. The result showed twin daughters and now they wanted them aborted, if not both atleast one, but Mitu didn’t succumbed to their pressure and gave birth to these daughters with her parent’s support. However, her returning to her husband’s house was a mistake as no one was helping her and taking care of twin daughters is not an easy task. As she was returning she kept her babies in a baby carrying basket and then her mother-in-law kicked one basket from the stairs to kill one daughter, the protection of blanket and other cloth saved the kid but it showed us that even well-educated section of society is barbaric from inside.
These three ladies are a great example for those who are facing this problem in their life and every lady should now take this decision that they will not let their daughter die like this. 


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Aamir Khan meets Rajasthan's CM


Today Aamir khan met the chief minister of Rajasthan, Ashok Gehlot and requested to bring all the cases in a fast track court, which are pending against the doctors who are accused of involvement in female foeticide. The Chief Minister has assured of all the help that can be given from their side. Atleast Aamir Khan is doing what he promised in his show Satyamev Jayate, let’s see what the chief minister and his government is going to do now or it was just a photo session for Mr.Chief Minister with Aamir Khan.

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