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Beni babu what did you just said?

Beni babu is very happy with the rising inflation as it is helpful for the farmers, really is it so? What is the logic behind this statement…oh, my mistake, how can a statement given by a politician can have a logic, it has to be illogical, vague and stupid.

The cost of seeds, fertilizers, labour everything else connected to agriculture is going up but Beni babu is very happy. The farmers are in a state of misery as they are not able to pay their debts and forced to commit suicide but Beni babu is very happy.

In fact, the farmers themselves must be shocked that how can they be happy when the inflation is rising. The farmers are unknown to their happiness but Beni babu knows everything about farmer’s happiness and he is very happy.

This simple example shows us that what type of people we are sending to Parliament, they are not only lacking professional qualifications but they are also lacking the basic human common sense.

This example not only portrays the stupidity of our politicians but it also depicts foolishness on the part of Indian public as we are the people who are giving them our votes and making them capable of becoming ministers while in reality they are not even capable of being appointed as peons.

Jaago Bharat Jaago

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Five beautiful stories of Human-Dog friendship

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Don't blame the landlady

One Day At Bat A Young Man Met A Beautiful Girl And Agreed To Spend The Night With Her For $500.

So They Did.

Before He Left, He Told Her That He Did Not Have Any Cash With Him, But That He Would Have His Secretary Write A Cheque And Mail It To Her, Calling The Payment “rent For Apartment”.

On The Way To His Office He Regretted What He Had Promised, Deciding That The Whole Event Was Not Worth The Price.

So, He Had His Secretary Send A Cheque For $250 And Enclosed The Following Note:

Dear Madam, Enclosed Find Cheque Of $250 For Rent Of Your Apartment.

I Am Not Sending The Amount Agreed Upon Because When I Rented The Apartment I Was Under The Impression That:

1) It Had Never Been Occupied

2) That There Was Plenty Of Heat

3) That It Was Small Enough To Make Me Cozy And Feel At Home.

Last Night, However, I Found It Had Been Previously Occupied, That There Was No Heat, And It Was Entirely Too Large.

Upon Receipt Of The Note, The Girl Immediately Returned The Check For $250 With The Following Note:

Dear Sir, First Of All, I Cannot Understand How You Expect A Beautiful Apartment To Remain Unoccupied Indefinitely.

As For The Heat, There Is Heat If You Know How To Turn It On.

Regarding The Space, The Apartment Is, Indeed, Of Regular Size, But If You Don’t Have Enough Furniture To Fill It, So Please Don’t Blame The Landlady

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Something about friendship...

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget.

A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.

Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it.

Also read Friendship...true facts
 

BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.

Also read Rainbow of Friendship
 
TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS...Friends are FOREVER.

Good friends are like shooting stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friends leave foot prints in your heart.

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Some witty lines

1.What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?

Einstein said that everything is relative wheras Karunanidhi says that relative is everything

2.Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent to Olympics?

Because anyone who can run,jump or swim, has already crossed the border of the country

3.Why did UPA Government demonetise 25 paise coins?

They could not manage one Anna, how could they manage four annas?

4.100 phones tapped each day per operator. Finally we have a
government that listens to us.

5. Vote for Baba Ramdev. He’ll be the PM who can help you make your
ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.

6. Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance. They can
call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.

7. Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense. Other days, he is silent.

8. I really don’t understand why people consider alcohol to be a
problem. Chemically speaking, it’s a solution.

9. A documentary on Air India’s planes – Saare Zameen Par. 

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How to play with words?

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received
 recently. Someone out     
  there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.        
                   
>  (wait till you see the last one)! .......                             
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          DORMITORY:                                                    
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          DIRTY ROOM                                                    
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          PRESBYTERIAN:                                                 
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          BEST IN PRAYER                                                
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          ASTRONOMER:                                                   
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          MOON STARER                                                   
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          DESPERATION:                                                  
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          A ROPE ENDS IT                                                
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          THE EYES:                                                     
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          THEY SEE                                                      
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          GEORGE BUSH:                                                  
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          HE BUGS GORE                                                  
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          THE MORSE CODE:                                               
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          HERE COME DOTS                                                
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          SLOT MACHINES:                                                
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          CASH LOST IN ME                                               
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          ANIMOSITY:                                                    
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          IS NO AMITY                                                   
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          ELECTION RESULTS:                                             
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          LIES - LET'S RECOUNT                                          
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          MOTHER-IN-LAW:                                                
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          WOMAN HITLER                                                  
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          SNOOZE ALARMS:                                                
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S                                            
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          A DECIMAL POINT:                                              
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          IM A DOT IN PLACE                                             
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          THE EARTHQUAKES:                                              
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          THAT QUEER SHAKE                                              
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          ELEVEN PLUS TWO:                                              
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters:                               
>                    
>          TWELVE PLUS ONE                                               
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:                                     
>                    
>                                                                        
>                    
>          PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:                                 
>                    
>          When you rearrange the letters                                
>                    
>          (With no letters left over and using each letter only once):  
>                    
>          TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

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