Tuesday, July 3, 2012

How to become rich ? Part -1


If this question is asked to anyone, the probable answer will be that you should have a high earning job or you should be the owner of a business which should be the source of good income. But is earning good amount is the only way to get rich? Or maybe it is just one aspect of the answer to this question.
Earning good amount on regular basis is one important aspect of becoming rich; the other important aspect is to save a good amount regularly. For example, if we consider two persons X and Y, suppose X earns Rs. 30000 per month while Y earns Rs. 20000 per month, X lives his life in a lavish style and spends a lot on parties, outings, shopping while Y is a reasonable spender, he spends only when it is required, he also go for parties, outings and shopping but he has an habit of keeping in control. On an average X saves only Rs. 2000 per month while Y saves Rs. 6000 per month, so by simple mathematical calculation we can make out that in one year X will have Rs. 24000 in his saving account while Y’s account will have Rs. 72000. Despite earning more than Y, X is poorer than Y.
In simple words, saving as more important as earning and a person should be conscious about his/her expenses and should cut out any unnecessary expenses and save money.
Let us discuss some ways of saving money and becoming rich :

1)      Save electricity and keep a check on the bill : electricity should be used reasonably and keep in mind to switch off all the lights when you are leaving house and never waste electricity as it is national property. By using power in a reasonable manner you can not only save your money but you can also help your country as Saving of electricity = production of electricity .

2)      Save water: water is also national property as power and it should not be wasted as it is already in scarcity, by keeping a check on the wastage of water you should reduce your water bills as well as do your country some good.

3)      Limit petrol expenses : In India, in last two years the petrol prices have gone up by almost Rs 30/ litre, so we should also make sure that we are using our vehicles when they are necessary and if you are travelling alone in city prefer to travel by public transport or two-wheelers whose average is more than car. Cars should be used only when the whole family is travelling together.

4)      Limit junk food : prefer to eat home food as it is more healthy and cheap in comparison to junk food. Eating junk food regularly will also increase your medical expenses as they are unhygienic and unhealthy and after a time limit your digestion is not able to cope up with your unhealthy habits.

5)      Drinking habits : avoid liquor as much as possible as it is unhealthy and costly as well. The soft drinks available in market should also be avoided and you should prefer to drink fruit juices as they are both refreshing and healthy.

We will be discussing more ways of saving money and becoming rich in next part.

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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Modern day Geeta Saar



Increment nahin mila, bura hua
Salary cut ho rahi hai, bura ho raha hai
Retrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga...
Tum pichla review na hoone ka paschataap na karo
Tum agle review na hone ki chinta na karo
Recession chal raha hai...
Tumhari pocket se kya gaya jo tum rote ho ?
Tum company ke liye kya business laye the jo tumne kho diya
Tumne aisa kaun sa product banaya tha jo scrap hogaya ?
Tum koi experience le kar nahin aaye the...
Jo experience liya company se liya...
Jo project kiya company ko diya...
Degree le kar aaye, experience lekar chale...
Jo function aaj tumhara hai,
Kal kisi aur ka tha... parsoon kisi aur ka hoga...
Tum isse apna samajh kar magn ho rahe ho
Bas yahi khushi tumhari tension ka karran hai...
Kyon wyarth tension lete ho, kis se wyarth darte ho
Kaun tumhein nikaal saktahai ?
Chamcha na nikala ja sakta hai na nikal sakta hai...
Policy change company ka rule hai
Jise tum policy Change kehte ho, Wahi to trick hai...
Ek pal mein tum millionare ho jaate ho
Doosre hi pal mein tum stipend par aa jate ho...
Review, increment etc. etc. man se hata do
Vichar se mita do phir company tumhari hai, tum company ke
ho...Na yeh Increments tumhare liye hain, na tum iske kabil ho
Yeh chamchoon ke liye bana hai aur unhin ko milega...
Parantu job secure hai, phir tumhein tension kyon hai
Tum apne aap ko Company ko arpit karo
Yahin sabse bada Golden Rule hai...
Jo is Golden Rule ko janta hai
Wo review, incentive, recession se sarvada muqt hai.

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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Satyamev Jayate - 6th episode


We all, at some point of time criticizes GOD or ourselves for our present situation, we always keep complaining for what we don’t have and never offer gratitude to GOD for what he has given us, and if you are also possessing these traits, then you are a part of the group of stupid and thankless people and you need to watch the sixth episode of Satyamev Jayate.

The sixth episode of satyamev jayate talks about those people who may be lacking a deficiency in case of physical structure but when it comes to courage, motivation and hope, they are far superior to normal human beings. The sixth episode talks about the physical handicapped people and their courageous ways of facing life.

First of all, what I have learnt from this episode and want to spread my learning is that never show mercy to any physically handicap person, for he doesn’t need it, he is by no means any less to me or any other human being on this earth. Secondly, if anyone believes that physical deformation in a person is the result of some evil deeds performed by him in his last birth, then you need to educate him and tell him that his belief is baseless and you can support it by the fact that in the last one year no case of POLIO has been reported in the whole country and it not because people have stopped committing crimes or evil deeds but because of the campaign that has been ran by the Government of India in which they have given anti-polio medicine to every kid, supported by the some celebrities as well like Amitabh Bachchan.

The guests on the show were also very lively and this was due to the fact that they have accepted life as it has came to them and never complained about it. Apart from doing jobs in multinationals, they are involved in activities like trekking, skydiving and other sports and leading a normal life. This episode was an eye opener for all those who are crying for what they don’t have rather than enjoying and utilizing what they have.

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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Boss : easy to hate, difficult to love



A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." sh explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss. By this time the wife
is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it...
    I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had any leave due to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days leave.
 I thought that maybe if I acted "Mad" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing ? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "Mad" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are mad - take a few days off".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.  When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where are you going?"
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Monday, June 11, 2012

How to utilize your office time ? read the answers now



1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Count your fingers (and toes if you get bored).
4. Improve your typing speed.
5. Meditate.
6. Crib.
7. Crib some more.
8. Rearrange the furniture, i.e.. flick someone else chair just to
irritate him/her.
9. Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and  see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them
there..and note down the time they take to reach there.
10. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also..
11. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
12. Have work breaks in between tea.
13. Have a two hour lunch, its a big social occasion.
14. Take up smoking, so you can have cigarette breaks too.
15. Read jokes and send jokes.
16. Revise last weeks newspaper.
17. Sing in sync with the carpenters hammering.
18. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
19. Follow the amoebae that floats in front of your eyes.
20. Try reformatting the mainframe DASD.
21. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
22. Compile "How to waste your day".
23. Pick up phone and dial non existing no.s
24. Make faces at strangers in office.
25. Make faces at your friends in office.
26. Open other people's computers on network and try cracking their passwords.
27. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at a time.
28. For Windows users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
29. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old. (my favorite)
30. Plan to take bath.
31. Learn to whistle.
32. Make cracking noises, barking noises.
33. And if you are still getting bored, make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.

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Saturday, June 9, 2012

Doctor vs. mechanic

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the
motor of a car when
he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his
hands on a rag and asked argumentatively,

"So doctor,look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out,
grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this
will work as a new one.So how come you get the big money,
when you and me is
doing basically the same work? "

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic
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What  did he say ???

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    He said : "Try to do it when the engine is running".


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Microsoft vs. General motors


(received in email)

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the
computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000miles to the gallon. 
  
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):  

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would    cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads. 

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all    be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light. 

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying. 

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna 

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.


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